I have always considered
myself a Muppet fan. I love the films (yes even Muppets from Space) and shows and merchandise and characters and on
and on and so forth. This film is the first time I have felt a resounding
disappointment in something that bears (pun intended) the name. I truly wanted
to like it but, as the film unfolded with only chuckle-inducing jokes, a slew
of unmemorable songs and twenty cameos per minute, I found I simply could not. Sigh.
The film begins quite
literally where The Muppets left off.
If you recall the last thing seen before the credits was a firework display
with the words “The End” shown in bright, colorful letters. The characters have
just wrapped up filming their big comeback. They discuss what they should do
next. Some say they should break up again while others want to keep performing
for the audience of extras (who consequently left immediately). Ultimately they
decide to make another movie. A man name of Dominic Badguy (Ricky Gervais),
appears to the Muppets and informs them that he wants to manage their group on
a world tour. They of course agree and begin preparing for this undertaking.
The only problem? Dominic is actually (as his name suggests) a bad guy. He is
the number two man to the number one criminal in the world Constantine.
Constantine is a frog who bears a striking resemblance to Kermit with the
addition of a mole on his cheek. He’s specifically a thief who has been locked
up in a Russian Gulag run by a feisty and affectionate guard named Nadya (Tina
Fey). He escapes from the prison and makes Kermit switch places by painting his
mole and gluing one to Kermit. Kermit of course is arrested and taken to the
gulag. Now how Constantine escapes from the Gulag is unclear as Nadya makes it
clear to Kermit that she has seen every prison escape movie ever made and
therefore escape is impossible but I digress. Constantine convinces the other
Muppets that he is, in fact Kermit. They set off on their world tour, with the
destinations carefully chosen by Dominic and Constantine. All the while there
are chased by an Interpol officer (Ty Burell) and Sam Eagle (here playing a CIA
agent) while Kermit remains trapped in the Gulag, forced to partake in a talent
show under the orders of Nadya. I won’t reveal anything else as this is a
(mostly) spoiler-free review.
The film has, I believe, more
cameos than any other Muppet production. I counted no less than sixteen. It’s
true that The Muppet films have often employed cameos but here they are so wall-to-wall that we never have a
chance to let them all sink in before the next one. This defeats the purpose of
cameos. It should be of someone you recognize and give you a laugh. The average
audience member may not recognize Frank Langella or Chloë
Grace Moretz in their roles but that’s
only because they go by so fast that you are left thinking, “I know that was a
cameo but who was it?”
I have never laughed at these
characters less. In fact I found myself only chuckling a few times. I can’t
remember all the times I did but there were no fits of hearty laughter so
common in something with the Muppets. Sadly many of the jokes simply fall flat.
I’m not saying that it is bereft of humor but I expected to be laughing nearly
constantly. Something I did when watching The
Muppets or Muppet Treasure Island.
I wanted to so much throw my head back and laugh to the point of annoying other
audience members. This is perhaps what is most distressing. The fact that I
couldn’t do that.
I mentioned earlier the songs
being unmemorable and unfortunate. Of the six original songs, all written by
Bret McKenzie, I couldn’t hum a single one. It is a sad day when the best songs
in your musical come from other musicals (such as “I Hope I Get It” from A Chorus Line) or movies (like “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic). When they re-did “Rainbow
Connection” for The Muppets it
worked. It played on our nostalgia to create a heartfelt moment. Here the
redone song is “Together Again” from Muppets
Take Manhattan. It feels out of place and doesn’t make me feel the same way
as when I first heard it. That being said the way that the songs are presented
is actually fairly clever and entertaining even if the songs themselves are not.
The Muppet franchise has
bounced back from worse so I have no reason the believe it won’t do the same
after this film. Was it the worst thing in the history of things? Not necessarily
and I acknowledge that, had my expectations not been so high, I may have
enjoyed it but why lower my expectations? It fails to live up to the quality of
previous entries but then again it freely admits that it’s not as good. I just
wish it didn’t celebrate it.
★★
Not perfect, but come on, it's the Muppets! When do they ever let anyone down?!?! Good review.
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