I love doing this list. Revenge is such a sweet, sweet thing
10. Winnie the Pooh
Not very long ago the characters were always honest with each other and never tried to put anything over on each other. Here they have become deceitful and cynical to the point of unlikable.
9. The Green Lantern
Ludicrous looking visual effects and the uselessness of Ryan Reynolds drop the hopefulness of this film to abysmally stupid
8. The Roommate
A dull and unnecessary remake of an interesting, although admittedly, flawed film.
7. Scream 4
Far too predictable to be scary
6. Priest
This film is a murky, unimaginable mess with vampires that seem to be covered in sausage casing
5. Conan the Barbarian
There was no reason to make such a pointless film. 90 minutes of Conan stabbing people and the ground
4. Zookeeper
Animals break their silence and the only thing they can think of is to talk to Kevin James. Why, you ask? Who cares?
3. Your Highness
An offensive, unfunny gag "comedy" which features Natalie Portman following up an Oscar win with a ridiculous bad performance.
2. Sucker Punch
A goofy and failed attempt to appeal to the twenty-something male members of the audience by having pretty girls back-flip in skimpy outfits in slow motion.
1. The Hangover Part II
Don't tell me you're surprised
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